What to Watch “Only Murders” Returns with Killer Twists — Plus Why Guts & Glory Might Be Your Next Obsession - September 9th

Whether you're here to laugh, scream, cry, or watch houseguests self-destruct in real time, today's TV lineup is absolutely stacked. From a reality show straight out of your nightmares to docuseries with actual depth (gasp!), there's no excuse for doom-scrolling tonight. So grab your snacks, mute the group chat, and dive into what’s worth watching on Tuesday, September 9, 2025.

🌙 EARLY HOURS MADNESS (A.K.A. The “Why Am I Still Awake?” Block)

🩸3:00 AM ET – Guts & Glory (Shudder)

Series Premiere This one’s for the horror hounds and reality TV addicts—Shudder launches a genre-smashing new competition that’s part slasher flick, part survival gauntlet. It’s giving Saw meets Survivor, with a little Escape Room chaos sprinkled on top. The first two episodes drop now, so cue up the courage.

🎤3:00 AM ET – Jordan Jensen: Take Me With You (Netflix)

Comedy Special Debut Unfiltered, unpredictable, and probably too real—Jordan Jensen takes the mic and your self-esteem with her debut stand-up special. ADHD spirals? Hookup horrors? Feminine fails? It’s all fair game, and somehow still hilarious.

🔍3:00 AM ET – Only Murders in the Building (Hulu)

Season 5 Premiere – First Three Episodes The amateur sleuths are back and being extra. When a suspicious death lures them out of Manhattan, the gang stumbles into more danger (and more murder podcasts, obviously). Expect twists, one-liners, and Martin Short doing the absolute most.

📱3:00 AM ET – Thirst Trap: The Fame. The Fantasy. The Fallout. (Paramount+)

Documentary TikTok fame isn’t always trending. This doc follows William White, a 21-year-old heartthrob whose rise from obscurity to internet obsession proves that sometimes, viral dreams come with very real consequences.

🔥 PRIME TIME PLAYERS – 8:00 PM ET

🧠The 1% Club (Fox)

Think you’re smart? Like, actually smart? This trivia showdown pits everyday brainiacs against brainteasers that supposedly only 1% of the population can solve. Watch a Whitney Houston superfan face off against a private money broker. Spoiler: Nobody is safe from the stupid.

👽 Alien: Earth (FX)

Alien tensions? Check. Secret plots? Double check. Fatal curiosity? Naturally. Tonight’s episode promises high stakes, deep-space drama, and probably one or two unnecessary character deaths.

🎤 America’s Got Talent (NBC)

The talent is loud, the stakes are high, and the confetti cannon is probably already loaded. Expect powerhouse choirs, illusionists, and a group literally named Crash Adams. You know you’re watching.

🧠 Big Brother (CBS)

White Locust twist alert! The Mastermind’s big move leaves the house in shambles—and another contestant headed out the door. If you’ve been following the live feeds, you already know it’s juicy. If not? Buckle up.

📺 The Chrisleys: Back to Reality (Lifetime)

Two back-to-back episodes Savannah and Grayson aren’t getting that pardon, and the family feels extra reality-show real. Chase opens up about therapy (finally), and it’s all the emotional chaos you'd expect—plus matching outfits.

🎥 LATE NIGHT & LEGACY – 9:00 PM ET

📺 Seen & Heard: The History of Black Television (HBO Max)

This two-part documentary is required viewing. Period. It’s a stunning deep dive into how Black creators have shaped the TV landscape—from trailblazers to the titans redefining today’s screens.

📚 THE FINAL WORD – 10:00 PM ET

⚖️ Becoming Thurgood: America’s Social Architect (PBS)

A thoughtful, powerful look at the life and legacy of Thurgood Marshall. If you like your television with substance (and an actual point), this documentary delivers.

🎶 Songs & Stories With Kelly Clarkson – Season 1 Finale (NBC)

Lizzo and Kelly? On the same stage? Singing and spilling tea? That’s the content we deserve. Don’t miss this feel-good finale that blends music, inspo, and 100% certified bops.

TL;DR – WHAT TO STREAM & DVR TODAY

• Watch now: Only Murders S5 (Hulu), Guts & Glory (Shudder), Thirst Trap (Paramount+)

• Laugh a little: Jordan Jensen (Netflix)

• Reality fix: The 1% Club, Big Brother, Chrisleys, AGT

• Serious side: Seen & Heard (HBO Max), Becoming Thurgood (PBS)

• Pop moment: Kelly & Lizzo singing your worries away

💬 Got thoughts on tonight’s lineup? Something blow your mind (or bore you to death)? Slide into the comments @TheTVCave. You are always welcome.